I’m not here, this isn’t happening.

I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there.
I Don’t Know Where to Go From Here (#370: April 7, 2014 (via massiv3)

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

Just once, please choose me first.
Six word story, May 20, 2014 (191/365)

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

hummousexual:

hayiey:

this child is more beautiful than any adult i’ve ever seen

She is so pretty AHHH

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website