baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

oomshi:

do me for the vine

that-angle-of-refraction-though:

The movement of a single particle in an Ocean wave

that-angle-of-refraction-though:

The movement of a single particle in an Ocean wave

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

image

YOLO: you only live online

sigurrossgeller:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

brome brome

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you